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Dear Rosanna Out With Daddy Dearest... Hold tight much maligned commrades of the Irish Republic, even the proletariat amongst you - your ails and woes shall be solved anon. For former Beauty Queen now Agony Aunt Rosanna Davison has taken-up with the Evening Herald and is ready to listen, empathise and respond. Roysh? We caught-up with Dear Rosie and her Dad Chris de Burgh at The Late Late Show last weekend... Chris de Burgh, Rosanna Davison Dear Rosanna, we are a provincial celebrity website trapped in a small backward country on the western fringes of Europe with very few famous folk to focus on other than a few local models taking extreme licence with their trade description. Other than that we have some tepid local TV personalities who think they are fundamentally more important to our National sovereignty than our inept political class and all of the above reinforced by an unimaginative and uninspiring National media hell bent on keeping this depressing status quo intact... Plus nobody likes us, we are Millwall. What should we do? Rosanna Davison Yup. You heard it right folks - rosie Rosanna Davison is now Ireland's leading Agony Aunt with two big full pages of problem solving insights in the Evening Herald each and every Wednesday (like, that’s today!). So. If you can't pay your mortgage and can’t move because of negative equity, or your socially dejected child has joined the ever growing fleet of heroin addled smackheads lining our streets, or if you and your young family are trapped in a rundown council housing estate run by gun-toting drug-dealing gangsters, or maybe you just can't find the best brand of hair-straighteners - just ask our Rosanna and she’ll put you right. It's that fricken easy... Think Oprah except whiter and in the Herald. Chris de Burgh We spotted Dear Rosanna out at RTE last weekend with her Dad Chris de Burgh after he had performed a song from his new album 'Moonfleet' live on the Ryan Tubridy hosted show. It was also Chris' birthday last Friday, so Happy Birthday and many happy returns sir! Carol Vorderman Other than raunchy Rosie and charming Chris we also spotted the thinking man's ultimate bit o’ crumpet Carol Vorderman out at RTE. We think Carol's like 60 or something but we still definitely would. Would you? Carol Vorderman

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment Mary – Dublin December 18, 2010 - 22:59 Rosanna Davison....... MidgetsRus October 25, 2010 - 11:51 Is Chris-the-burk a circus act, the size of him. Emma – Kildare October 23, 2010 - 13:39 where did Rosanna buy those shoe/boots - love them! JJ – Heaven October 22, 2010 - 17:40 Comment Removed. anonymiss October 22, 2010 - 17:13 and yet another edit! thats it - I'm boycotting this website! bunch of fooking c0cksucking wxxkERS! james – dublin October 22, 2010 - 16:56 @showbiz.ie perez hilton doesnt remove or edit his comments and celebs look at his website all the time! why should this be different? anonymiss October 22, 2010 - 12:51 I was watching "Irish celebs we love to hate" on 3e last night - how that wasnt #1 I do not know. Clodagh October 21, 2010 - 18:04 Comment Removed. SHOWBIZ.IE October 21, 2010 - 16:25 @ Sebastian Longchamps, we remove comments or edit out elements which may cause offense to the party or parties concerned. We like comments to be satirical and funny but never hurtful... Some of the people featured on these pages actually peek in from time to time, so play nice and we can all get along. ShowBiz Admin Sebastian Longchamps – Grafton Street October 21, 2010 - 15:33 Please stop editing my comments....... james October 21, 2010 - 14:38 This girl is a classic example of nothing but a pretty face Sebastian Longchamps – Running out of places not to be seen in October 21, 2010 - 10:17 Ok, Rosanna is hot, thre's no denying that and any straight guy out there who says he wouldn't based on looks alone is lying - it's the constant attention-seeking, the b!tching, the fakery, the never-ending search for cameras, that makes those same guys say no. Sorry honey but it's true. Why can't you just be nice for once? shelley 2 – dalkey like October 20, 2010 - 23:01 shelley, that is a pathetic attempt to cover up the fact ur either rosanna or some relative! Puke!!! oh, rosanna ur soooo amazing, u can do no wrong with ur biomedicanical degrees or ur ability to apply fake eyelashes... storker – Dublin October 20, 2010 - 22:43 Rosanna is a beautiful girl. Vorderman is plastic surgery experiment. gatsby – omnipresent October 20, 2010 - 20:31 Carol Vorderman is stunning!!! More Carol V. and Morah R. and less Sara K. and Rosanna D. please. Shelley October 20, 2010 - 19:33 Artistic, accomplished, and ambitious as well as beautiful. Rosanna, you are an inspiration, xx liz October 20, 2010 - 19:30 Don't particularly care for rosanna but she does look exceptionally pretty here Bambi – Stags Head October 20, 2010 - 17:37 Deer Rosanna, I hope to see you on the front of santa's sledge on the 25th of December. You're the one with the two big red shiney noses yeah? Carls Burgh – Copenhagen October 20, 2010 - 17:25 One of those women is incredibly intelligent. The other not. B seen before u enter a room – THE agency October 20, 2010 - 16:43 Dear Rosanna, I am thinking of getting a boob job but I am afraid people will talk about me behind my back and say mean things. Please advise me without saying the word "jealous" 20 times. all my love, wants to B Scene. james – dublin October 20, 2010 - 16:30 hahaha and he calls himself a sex symbol to young girls? hahahahahahahaha 25% – Off October 20, 2010 - 15:36 Dear Rosanna, All my models are showing me no loyalty and are joining a new agency set up by one of my former star models. What is the solution to this Rosanna? laura – Dublin October 20, 2010 - 14:31 once again rosanna tries too hard with her outfit and fails. she needs to get some advice from a pro. and for the millionth time woman LOSE THE HAIR EXTENSIONS, get a decent hair cut. JR – Morocco October 20, 2010 - 12:04 Dear Rosanna, I'm a middle aged man with a private jet fuelled up and ready to fly at the airport, fancy a spin? I swear I wont tell the papers PerfectlyImperfect October 20, 2010 - 11:20 Honestly if Chris de Burgh did not have a daughter who is exceptionally beautiful there should be a media blackout on this face. He was in the Sindo at the weekend claiming that he is sometype of sex-symbol, I nearly spat out my cornflakes. In this case the apple has fallen very far from the tree. EB – Dublin October 20, 2010 - 10:51 How tall is Rosanna compared to Chris. Wow, Carol Vorderman is still looking great. I don't think she ages. kate October 20, 2010 - 10:14 Rosanna looks stunning. So does Carol Vordermann. Lisa – Dublin October 20, 2010 - 09:49 Chris looks like the the little son that Rosanna never had! Jamie's mate Ben – city centre October 20, 2010 - 08:56 Vorderman!!!!! Brings me back to lazy afternoons in Shefield Uni with Countdown. Is it just me or is Vorderman more of a ride than Davison? SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links October 20, 2010 - 01:48 Evening Herald: www.herald.ie Rosanna Davison: www.rosanna.ie Chris de Burgh: www.chrisdeburgh.net Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1 **COMMENTS REMOVED ON REQUEST**