20.11.09

Two Thirds of Assketeers Won't Pose For ShowBiz.ie... Those of you with a weak disposition please look away now, the following item is nothing if not harrowing. Nay, horror-ing... Yesterday one of our meek and mild snappers bumped into 2/3 of The Assketeers (Assets 3 top photocall models as named by YOU lot) in the middle of a stormy gale at St Stephens Green Shopping Centre and they point-blank refused to pose-up for fotees on the grounds that they were TOLD never to pose for ShowBiz.ie. Ever. SHOCKER! Yes folks, it is now completely illegal for photocall gals Georgia Salpa and Nadia Forde to pose for our pitiful weak kneed photographers. Hopefully Louise Kavanagh won't leave us. We honestly couldn't go on without Louise... Georgia Salpa, Nadia Forde Picture the scene if you will people - a mild mannered ShowBiz.ie lensman going about his daily business in the city when he happens across the familiar faces of Georgia Salpa & Nadia Forde outside St Stephens Green Shopping Centre. He politely asks (grovels) the two bikini models to pose for a quick piccy only to be shocked by the revelation that they have been told from on high NOT to sit-up and smile for ShowBiz.ie! Yup, you guessed it, we're blanked. But, sure doesn't the world know we reared a black ram at our own breast. Exiled, we are. Totally devo. Georgia Salpa, Nadia Forde Wait there. Exactly WHO told our Georgie & Nadzer not to pose for us? Was it those NAMA-ites sitting on their fat wallets over in Leinster House? Was it those feckin’ EU pencil pushers pondering about pandering over in Brussels? Was it that cheating French ball mauler Thierry Henry? Or was it in fact Oliver Cromwell? Truth is we don't know. But car-azy conspiracy theories are flying around this town as we speak... Word is this one goes all the way to the fricken top. Georgia Salpa, Nadia Forde In fact peeps, if the sad day comes when all the wee Irish models and social butterfly types won't do that little cheesy teapot pose for ShowBiz.ie anymore then we may as well hang-up our collective trilby hat and go back to selling Swedish-made Penis Enlargers door-to-door. Imagine that if you will – a hallowed and prestigious Irish institution such as ours forced to the wall by a conspiracy made of photocall queens. We know, we know, it's too mentally devastating to even begin to contemplate. ShowBiz.ie is akin to Irish culture similarly to Amhran na bhFiann, the G.A.A., or even The Proclamation (wharrever the fook dat is!). Georgia Salpa So there you have it folks, seemly 2 out of the 3 Assketeers aint gonna smile for our Dickensian toothed snappers anymore - what the hell would Model A1 say? But ne'er you worry - even though 2 of our 3 fav Assets babes wouldn't pose for us as they faced a moist gale outside the St Stephens Green Shopping Centre yesterday, ermmm, we snapped them anyways... Huzzah! We're a wily bunch so we are. Like The A Team or McGiver... Hopefully all 3 Assketeers will one day forgive us our sins and come back to the ShowBiz.ie fold. You know it makes sense when you're here you're at your Auntie's.

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment fitzmelonhead – dublin December 01, 2009 - 20:53 fair enough georgia,shes a slamming hottie,but nadia, no no, needs to sort out her roots... the truth – dublin November 29, 2009 - 14:57 Comment Removed on Request. geroge – Dublin 3 November 24, 2009 - 18:17 Georgina and nadia George and Nathan jamie – dublin November 23, 2009 - 13:19 nice girls..jst doin there jobs!! model a1 r shud i say A.R!! GROW UP AND GET A LIFE. UR LIKE 60 NOW! Sandoval – Dublin November 22, 2009 - 22:40 We have a word for girls like this and it rhymes with "bookers". Bored November 22, 2009 - 20:13 these two are way too overexposed. Yawn. Next... Derek November 22, 2009 - 17:12 Anybody who comes on here as much the people leaving all these comments obviously doesn't have much of a life. Dublin is full of people who think by standing at a door of a nightclub they are some kind of celebrity. You are all losers. Toaster – Drogheda November 21, 2009 - 21:08 Goodnight lover. ringo November 21, 2009 - 20:41 correction sweety...u dont know how much we're all laughing at u cause WE know exactly who you are bahahahahhaha Toaster – Drogheda November 21, 2009 - 20:24 Ringo, if you only knew how hard we are all laughing at you right now. The only bitterness in my life, fortunately is from the lime juice in the occasional c0cktail I order while vacationing in the Seychelles. In your rush to assert yourself, you apparently didn't read my original post correctly. I didn't say they were ugly, quite the opposite. I did say that they are not TOP models. You obviously don't understand the world of modeling and that is okay. Go take a cold shower and play with yourself. ringo November 21, 2009 - 19:39 ye your right i'm a ''follower'' cause I dont feel the need to get on this site and tell everyone every girl pictured here is ''ugly,not good enough to be a model, makes no money'' bla bla bla...your sooooo cool, an ex model agent who is so bitter u get on here n write hurtful crap for no reason! once again GET A LIFE LOSER!! Toaster – Drogheda November 21, 2009 - 19:04 Ringo... "Poor young girls"? Is that what they are? I don't think so. You and your type put these things on a pedestal. That's pathetic. I find highly entertaining to come on here and read the spew that comes from the likes of you. You are what we call a follower, so shut up and follow. ringo November 21, 2009 - 18:44 oh come on toaster obviously u didnt do very well if your spending your weekends putting down poor young girls for NO reason!! get a life loser yore ma November 21, 2009 - 15:42 Shut up you fool. You'll be opening nothing here next year!! Toaster – Drogheda November 21, 2009 - 15:21 Yes, Ringo... I am an ex-book of a major Paris agency and I will open up an agency here in 2010 featuring REAL, "Top" models. Most are from Poland, Hungary and Ukraine. This lot of trash from the usual tacky Dublin pimp won't know what hit 'em. Jeddo November 21, 2009 - 13:47 Pathetic. At least had they posed they wouldnt look liks such beeps! The effort they have gone to to avoid their pics being taken is actually embarrassing. Are nadias hair extensions about to fall out? ringo November 21, 2009 - 13:19 A former booker in a big fashion agency would NOT be looking up showbiz.ie commenting on these girls...sounds like a jealous person desperately trying to get a insult in to me!!!!!! Joe November 21, 2009 - 12:32 Showbiz.ie photographers are a bunch of creepy wxxkers, thats probably why!!! Toaster – Drogheda November 21, 2009 - 09:22 In the REAL world, the girls are NOT models. I was a booker at one of the biggest agencies in Paris and quite frankly, at best they could work the front door of the mid-range clubs but models???? No way. It's not that they are ugly. Even the name "Top Models" is a joke. They should be called "Bottom Models" from which you would expect girls like the "Ass-keteers". Lisa – Dub November 20, 2009 - 20:30 Erm .. why is Nadia called Nadina in all pics?? Wowzers November 20, 2009 - 17:18 Probably looked like sh!t and didnt want to be photographed!Although Georgia Salpa dosnt usually look sh!t. Anyway is no one else realising who model A1 is, I have a very good idea its the way she comments. Schoolgirl error is right star – dub November 20, 2009 - 17:12 you are all a bunch of losers.... get a fooken life people. you pack of fanny farts stella November 20, 2009 - 15:58 Who gives a f**k??!! :) Journo A1 – Dublin November 20, 2009 - 15:29 Why would the Star pay for pictures when there were free photocall images circulated of Nadia & Georgina promoting some random thing yesterday? Sorreeeee i can't remember what they were promoting, does anyone pay attention to cheesey photocall pictures anyway? neither of these girls look great without makeup. modela1 November 20, 2009 - 15:03 guuuys u know nothing, the photographer obv sold the pics to the star,loving georgias outfit! Marie – Dub November 20, 2009 - 14:56 its blatant setup I saw the Star to your ma November 20, 2009 - 14:20 @ insider – it was in the Star actually why two people would want a shot setup like this is beyond me!! Looks like Showbiz sold the picture of two models walking in the wind and rain. Great stuff. jenpr November 20, 2009 - 13:15 is maith liom salpa trev November 20, 2009 - 13:03 Actualy is wasnt that windy at all the two girls just got new 'Jedward' hair styles!!! funni insider – dublin November 20, 2009 - 12:57 this is a bloody set up for publicity its even in the papers today pull the other one not falling for this no one is outsider – dublin November 20, 2009 - 10:35 To me it looks like the girls were just walking down the street sheltering from the rain, really why would they want to stop in this weather. Most people dont stand in the rain. PR Lady – Dublin November 20, 2009 - 08:55 "Bags in the City" top right corner of pics. Says it all!!! *joking* your ma November 20, 2009 - 08:49 Oh the irony! People behind computer screens telling these two how to land in papers.... chuckle chuckle. trev November 20, 2009 - 08:45 Salpa has the best body of any Irish model hands down. Nadia looks like a homely version of Rosanna IMO. Both models have great legs in these shots and look fab despite the wind lashing their hairs xoxox krystlite November 20, 2009 - 08:39 showbiz could you not leave the word arrogant in on the first line? its merely stating a fact. ok i admit it was a bit harsh with the word after but there is nothing wrong with saying these girl appear arrogant. Model A1 – Dublin November 20, 2009 - 08:32 i would say DUH if they had of posed properly u guys wouldnt have a story! i know who told them to avoid showbiz snappers :) my advice is to ALWAYS pose so u can be sure good photos go out to press. schoolgirl error krystlite November 20, 2009 - 07:52 what a pair... these two obviously have MASSIVE egos. and whats with all the black-perhaps they work behind a bar. gatsby – omnipresent November 20, 2009 - 02:17 Hey Nadia, time to re-do the roots. (Your hair is actually the same shade as Georgia's...but at least she embraces her gorgeous dark locks.). Ugh...these blonds...boring. Next! 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