04.11.09

Jordan Flew In, No One Cared... Pointless UK celebrity Katie Price aka Jordan jetted into Dublin last weekend under the usual hullabaloo of minders and massive sunglasses for a signing of her new book 'Standing Out' at Hughes & Hughes. Hilariously, we hear only about 60 people turned-up to meet the life-support machine for two silicon air bags... Katie Price aka Jordan After a weekend of having our paps chasing Jordan around the town we've come to the conclusion that the competitive glamour model is giving her new fella Alex Reid a run for his money in the transvestite stakes as the heavily made-up tabloid star looked more like a tranny than her cage fighter boyfriend with a thick orange tan, a huge black hair piece, fake red nails, and rather long glued-on eyelashes. Ewww. Katie Price aka Jordan After Katie flew into Dublin last Friday evening she was driven straight to Laras Boutique just off Dame Street to pick out outfits for her weekend in Dublin. Under tight security the shutters were immediately dropped so the English gal could have a private shopping spree at the Dublin store. Katie Price aka Jordan After that she had a snore inducing interview with Ryan Tubridy on The Late Late Show where she hinted she would hit the town post chat with Tubs. Alas, she wasn't spotted at any of the city's hotspots so we reckon she went to bed early at the Dylan Hotel. Katie Price aka Jordan The following morning Jord left the Dylan Hotel wearing a short red cocktail dress for her book signing, as you do, at Hughes and Hughes book store on Grafton Street. And despite keeping the punters waiting before she unveiled herself, she failed to draw a crowd of any significance. No one really cared. Katie Price aka Jordan According to reports in the Sunday papers only a mere handful of fans turned up to see Katie Price at the PA, one particular paper suggested less than 60 peeps made the effort to meet the ex wife of Peter Andre... Shauna Moore, Katie Price aka Jordan So there you have it folks, having a big set of fake bangers and even an appearance on The Late Late doesn't guarantee a bumper crop of punters turning up at your book launch in Dublin these days. Proper order too we say. Katie Price aka Jordan May we suggest having a proper claim-to-fame like an actual talent or something half interesting to talk about in a book before asking Irish consumers to dish out their hard earned on your hardback? May we? Jordan? Meh. Stick a fork in her, she's done. Katie Price aka Jordan

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment the truth – dublin November 28, 2009 - 16:46 jesus, i could of sworn that was that sonya macari ger – dublin November 08, 2009 - 21:58 1st photo caption should read "Well missy ... wheres a ma horsey at??" Joe – Soap November 05, 2009 - 14:57 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she looks sooo Tina Turner with her bandy legs in that first pic!!! Aoife Mary November 05, 2009 - 09:19 I'm confused as to why there was such a poor showing. Surely Jordan is the spiritual mother of Ireland's bikini models. As far as I can see the only differences between her and them are the number of zeros in her paycheques, and nipples. And a cracking pair of optical illusions she has too. Spit on Me Dickie November 05, 2009 - 08:12 Comment Removed On Request. Lisa November 04, 2009 - 22:17 Wow... bitter much Ray? Commentator – online November 04, 2009 - 17:10 Don't knock her, she has written more books than she's ever read yore ma November 04, 2009 - 16:28 So boring you followed her around ALL weekend and put pictures of her up here? Makes sense alright. Brendan Farrell – Longford November 04, 2009 - 15:19 Comment Removed On Request. Anto - Boaz fan – Ballymun November 04, 2009 - 14:58 Would have to agree with ya there Mondo! Tremendous Pandianis on her.. Sean de "stoat lover" – Stoat Island November 04, 2009 - 14:35 Bid Dindane's on her alright! Wouldn't be her biggest fan but bought and it's a damn good read. Jake the Muss – Auckland November 04, 2009 - 14:01 At least this chick has the class not to be covered in cheap Maori imitation tattoos! PR Lady – Dublin November 04, 2009 - 12:54 HA! STATE OF HER. She looks like Tina Turner in that top piccy :) Skank like her shouldnt have been allowed on the Late Show. Shame on you RTE. Licence Payers' money down the drain. Ted – Craggy Island November 04, 2009 - 12:46 Schhhhhaaaaallapper!!!! Shelly November 04, 2009 - 11:17 Proper something about mary hair do going on there in the last few pics.... Model A1 – Dublin November 04, 2009 - 10:25 she looks so tacky she could be on the books at assets hee hee SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links November 04, 2009 - 10:05 Hughes & Hughes: www.hughesbooks.com Laras Boutique: www.larasfashion.com Dylan Hotel: www.dylan.ie Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1 **COMMENTS REMOVED ON REQUEST**