Dricco In Stitches at Krystle...

It seems whenever Brian O'Driscoll gets his hands wrapped around an oddly shaped ball these days, the magic happens. The Lions & Ireland rugger star celebrated Leinster's defeat over Munster last Saturday at Krystle with his good lady Amy Huberman and a few stitches over his left eye. What a guy...

Brian O'Driscoll, Amy Huberman

We were never really ones for rugby here at the Show-us-your-Business of Ireland. All that false bravado, singing crap songs, and chariots a swinging low while tanked-up-to-the-max on Heino never really appealed to us... Let's face it, we all know what rugby really is – it's merely a parental substitute for young men who were never loved enough as children. And that's a psychology FACT. Just ask Freud.

Brian O'Driscoll, Amy Huberman

But lately, even cynics such as US are getting caught-up in Ireland winning the Grand Slam and all that British (are we British?) Lions stuff. But we're drawing the line at getting involved in the whole Leinster defeating Munster thing folks. To us that just sounds like Ireland playing against Ireland and an excuse to sell more rugby jerseys. Humph. It's all loike markeshing these days ya know?

Stephen Gately

Anyroad, we caught up with hero man Brian O'Driscoll and his loverly fiancée Amy Huberman at Krystle on Saturday night, apparently out celebrating one large part of Ireland's victory over another large part of Ireland. Erm, well done one part of Ireland. Hard luck another part of Ireland. (Sooo not getting the whole inter-province competition thing)

Shane Lynch

And our brave Dricco wasn't the only famous lad out celebrating at Krystle and deftly dodging our paps, hell no. Boyzone boyz Stephen Gately and Shane Lynch were spotted exiting the club in the early hours. The overgrown manband had been on the Tubridy Tonight Show earlier in the night. Even singing LIVE perchance... Oooooo!

Michele McGrath

Hot singing stuff Michele McGrath was at the Dublin night spot too with her raven hair and perfect smile. Our Shelly is just back from shooting videos and recording songs in them thar Nordic countries with her new pop band 'Industry'. Well, she's always been an industrious gal. Boom. Boom.

Conor Mortimer (Mayo Team), Alice Gilsenan

Westlife's Nicky Byrne and his cracking wife Georgine Byrne (nee Ahern) hit Krystle last Saturday night to celebrate Georgie's 30th birthday. Apparently our former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern (Georgina's aul fella) was there too (please come back Bertie, the country's in bits without ya).

Claire Sweeney, Jenny Hayes

Sadly, we missed loads of heads at the club last weekend due to the changing of the guard. That is, our day time snappers were knackered from chasing Girls Aloud all weekend and went home early before our nighttime paps took over. You just can't get the help these days. Don’t worry readers, they were all shown the cat o’ nine tails.

Ann Marie Farrell, Luke Thomas

Other folk at Krystle last Saturday night included: Conor Mortimer & Alice Gilsenan, Claire Sweeney & Jenny Hayes, Ann Marie Farrell & Luke Thomas, Hugh O'Morain & Christina McBarron, and many more...

Hugh O'Morain, Christina McBarron