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Chantelle's No ThinkTank Chanteuse... Former Celebrity Big Brother extraordinaire Chantelle Houghton brought her recently implanted 32FF boobs to Dublin last week to launch ThinkTank nightclub and even had a wee spin on the decks. Turns out her pint pulling skills are about as good as her DJ-ing... Chantelle Houghton When bubbly blonde Chantelle Houghton got thrown in at the deep-end on the Celebrity Big Brother show a few years back, she exclaimed she was: "living the dream". Turns out that dream should have come with a severe health warning... Chantelle Houghton Her Big Bro instant fame landed her an instant (and predictably short-lived) husband in the form of Ordinary Boys singer Samuel Preston. Since then she's become a tabloid queen WAG and even got a massive set of tats thrown into the bargain. Chantelle Houghton But her relationship with soccer star Jermain Defoe went down the pan, and what of her 32FF boobs? Well, they are causing crippling back pain and the poor gal now needs to have physio twice-a-week and desperately needs a breast reduction... Paolo Caffola, Chantelle Houghton, Ivano Caffola In a more philosophical mood about the whole ShowBiz industry Chantelle recently remarked, "Expensive shoes don't make you happy, they really don't!" Awww, if only ALL women knew that little nugget of wisdom. Ahem. Rachel Montague, Monika Taskiewicz, Chantelle Houghton, Albha Byrne, Kerri Ingram, Nadia Bakir Chantelle made a short trip to Dublin last week to help launch the new ThinkTank bar and nightclub in Temple Bar with the help of a few local lovely ladies and gentlemen who were only lining-up in their droves to be snapped with her. Chantelle Houghton, Brian Fallon Whilst at ThinkTank, Channers got behind the bar and pulled a few pints of Guinness (badly), which is now the customary practice for visiting celebs & dignitaries when they do personal appearances in Dublin... Tradition folks. Chantelle Houghton, Glenda Gilson The busty blonde even got on the decks with DJ Ivano Caffola annnnnd kinda made a mess of that too... Well in reality, she's never really pretended to be talented at anything other than being famous for being famous... Chantelle Houghton, Alan Cantwell We don't know what's next on the career path for Chantelle but she did once claim that her ambition was to be more famous than Jade Goody... O dear. Tara Sinnott, Chantelle Houghton ThinkTank is Dublin's newest night club situated in Temple Bar, it officially launched on Thursday. Check it out. Chantelle Houghton

*Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site Leave a Comment Cathal – dublin September 08, 2009 - 16:07 is chantelle wearing any knickers, look at pic no.4. brilliant Model A1 – dublin April 04, 2009 - 13:58 yes..i no..i am a sad person..i dont have n e thing better to do with my time..u c..unlike these size 8 models with good luks im fat and very ugly..so ugly i cant b seen in public..and i call myself model a1 becoz im sooooo envious of all the beautiful girls on this site,,i want to b a model soo desperately but i cant...no 1 wants to take a pic of me:( i wud break the camera.. Alana – meath April 02, 2009 - 19:27 hey well if model a1 feels that strongly about it then why does she go to the bother of logging on and looking at the pictures.. and then go to the trouble of writing a comment? also lots of the girls who were at that launch and in the pictures are models.. why is she calling herself model a1 if she thinks they are 'no hope wxxkers'? no offence but can anyone smell jealousy???? hahaha Sasha March 31, 2009 - 07:33 eh sarah, dont really think Model a1 is the problem here. She has a fair point and many think the same. At a guess I would say your the sad one. Seriously would you be really bothered about getting your picture taken with Chantelle plastic face Houghton? sarah – dub March 30, 2009 - 21:22 sad sad sad...thats wat u r modela1!! ur the loser that keeps boojein back 4 more coz ur jelous of others having fun..jst bcoz ur probly a fat ugly mess thats not allowed out in public...u sound like a 12year old...lil group of sad wasters with nothing better to do but b!tch!!het off ur periods ladies!!!!! Just Jack March 30, 2009 - 15:17 Awful to c a girl ruining her face :( Baz March 30, 2009 - 11:00 eh i think z-list is more apt model a1, these lot wish they were d-list shhhhh March 30, 2009 - 10:56 Scanky "celeb" for scanky club. Perfect ! Model A1 – Dublin March 30, 2009 - 10:38 All the Irish D-Listers Getting their picture taken with a English D-Lister. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad. Bunch of no hope wxxkers. GET A LIFE!!!! SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links March 30, 2009 - 00:05 Thinktank: www.thethinktank.ie Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1