Michelle Heaton 2.0 Cometh...

Well, we never thought we'd see the day folks... As newly svelte UK zee-lebrity Michelle Heaton hit her old haunt Krystle Nightclub at the weekend. we almost didn't recognise her. Gone was the ultra short backless tacky dresses, the layers of orange hued fake-bake, the acrylic nails, the false eyelashes, and even her little puddin' face. You guessed it - Heaton 2.0 cometh...

Michelle Heaton

It's a dark day here and the ShowBizzzness of Ireland people. We might be this country’s top celebrity website but that's only because you lot come here each day with the bright expectation that we will rip the total urine out of minor celebs like Michelle Heaton and Co. But our plan may be flawed. What happens when these so-called celebs log on here, read the witty biting comments, have a little cry, and then heed your advice and change? The whole thing falls apart. THAT'S what happens... This website is a deck of feckin' cards!

Michelle Heaton

So when Michelle Heaton 2.0 turned up at Krystle Nightclub last weekend, with those English rugger-bugger eejits, we couldn't have been more crestfallen. Apart from the obligatory hair extensions, Shelly looked fit, relaxed and eerily natural. And for the first time her glow was down to good health and a good man rather than a solid inch of fake tan! O dear, the Irish beauty industry is about to go into recession.

Michelle Heaton, Tara Sinnott

New and improved Heaton Automatic was out on the town with her gal-pal and UK celebrity booking agent Tara Sinnott last Saturday night. Strangely, Tara doesn't represent her former Liberty X chum yet she jets-in Heaton's British buddies Bianca Gascoigne, Duncan James, Liz McClarnon, and a few others, on a regular basis...

Michelle Heaton, Tara Sinnott

With more Red Carpets than Des Kelly, Miss Sinnott likes to keep her relationship with Heaton strictly friends. Now that the Celebrity Big Brother star lives permanently in Ireland with her fella Hugh Hanley, Tara reckons mixing business with pleasure is a no-no... Plus, girls just wanna have fun folks.