Did Jean-Michel Get Jarred in Dublin?

Ok. Ok. That headline was just too tempting and makes absolutely no sense! Uber famous French composer and electronic artist Jean-Michel Jarre played The National Concert Hall in Dublin last night. But did go for a few pints of the Black stuff after? Did he heck.

Jean-Michel Jarre

Here at ShowBiz Ireland we take photographs of celebrities. That's it. But, in order to publish them to the web we have to fill in the spaces between pictures with actual words. Yes WORDS! Just coz 'The Man' insists we put information with our wares; we have to make-up stuff and say things related to the images we present here. Crazy, we know... Back off Brussels.

Jean-Michel Jarre

But what if nothing happened? What if Jean-Michel Jarre just did his concert, said goodnight in a French accent, and pissed off home to bed?? Unfortunately that's what happens 90% of the time - celebs don't always go on cocaine binges and trawl the streets looking for hookers. Damn them.

Jean-Michel Jarre

But we try, you bet your arse we try. Last night, desperate for a scoop, we tracked Jean-Michel from his concert to his hotel - hoping he'd go out on the town with actress wife Anne Parillaud and give us a snap. But he didn't. At least not that we could see...

Jean-Michel Jarre

So the story is, we have no story. But we still managed to make a story out of that. Somehow. But come on, Jean-Michel Jarre plays weird electronic music with fricken laser beams. Laser beams! Now, where's our Pulitzer?