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04.03.08

Rosanna Gets A Stalker & Calls... Paul Martin??

Former Miss World Rosanna 'DeBurgh in the UK' Davison grabbed another frontpage at the weekend when she revealed her "Stalker Terror" to red-top ShowBiz hack Paul 'magic quotes' Martin. Well, Glenda and Andrea each have one, so why the hell can't Rosy? Stalkers are the new black...

Rosanna Davison

Phew! Rosanna 'Queen Bebo' Davison has finally joined the exclusive VIP Stalker Society, oh yes, she's in. With The Daily Mirror's Paul Martin on speed-dial she announced to Ireland that she got anonymous calls from a shadowy menace in the midst of the night as she lay in bed. Strangely, she didn't describe what little sexy outfit she was wearing in bed nor accompany the piece with a press photocall. Cheesh.

Rosanna Davison

Not that we're bemused or anything but here's a little wee quiz for you guys. Fraught with fear from her stalker's jibes, What Did Rosanna Do Next? Did she:

a) Call the Police?
b) Notify her Mobile Network Provider?
c) Call in The FEDs? OR,
d) Call a ShowBiz gossip columnist?

Wesley Quirke, Rosanna Davison

Luckily Rosanna has her strapping beau Wesley on hand should The Horror get out of control. Following these callous stalker's calls we've commissioned one of the world's best composers and songwriters, Ray Parker, to put a little ditty together as a "what to do" reminder to other celebrities should they get stalked.... Here goes:

Glenda Gilson

The Ballad of Paul Martin.

If there's something strange in your neighbourhood. Who ya gonna call?
PAUL MARTIN!
An invisible man, sleeping in your bed. Who ya gonna call?
PAUL MARTIN!
If ya all alone, pick up the phone and call...
PAUL MARTIN!
He aint afraid of no freaks!
PAUL MARTIN!

PJ Mansfield, Andrea Roche

Two of Rosanna's contemporaries, namely Andrea Roche and Glenda Gilson, both have had their own run-ins with stalkers recently. Somehow their tales of terror managed to find their way into our newspapers too... Perhaps they already know the Paul Martin song? Hmmmm.

Pippa O'Connor

Oh well Rosy. Things aren't all that bad. At least you're not dating Brian Ormond like someone else we know. Ahem. Cough. Cough.

 

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