Has Colin Farrell Wed in Secret?

And the Colin Farrell rumour-mill goes into overdrive once more... Okaaay. The whole skinny thing has died down but we've another Farrell related speculation for ya'll. He's only going around wearing a feckin' wedding ring these days... Will it ever end?

Colin Farrell

Rite. Colin Farrell hates press intrusion and goes to great lengths to avoid being snapped and having the media intruding into his private life. Even on the question of his much dilapidated body frame, he read an obscure and slightly bizarre quote from the 'Triage' movie script. Yawn.

Colin Farrell

So why in all Hades did he turn up at LAX airport this week with a gold and silver wedding band on the wedding finger of his left hand? Surely he knew it was gonna cause a little bit o' speculation?

Colin Farrell

But he only gave a mere flash of the ring. The Farreller quickly stuffed his left hand into his pocket and kept it there as he meandered through the hoards of paparazzi vying to get his picture... We don't know anymore folks - typically he'll say the ring’s there for a movie role – well that's his favourite response these days.

Colin Farrell

If Colin has indeed married someone on the sly, it could be his old flame Muireann McDonnell or even this phantom pilot lady that's been rumoured around the web... Remember, he married Amelia Warner after a whirlwind romance, so there's a pattern there for this type of behaviour...

Colin Farrell

In fact, Colin Farrell HAS been married for the past ten years - married to these beat-up pair of boots that have followed him around like a bad smell since his heady days in Australia. Divorce them lad. Please.