27.07.11

Why It's Gorgan-zola Baby... Yeah so we kicked-off the whole Irish celebrity couple name amalgamation thing with Wezanna back in the day. Big deal? Best they've come up with since is Calpa... Lame. Well, we spotted newly engaged Gordon Darcy and Aoife Cogan yesterday and came up with 'Gorgan'. Sprinkle a little cheese on that and we've got 'Gorgan-zola'! Really, we should get paid for this stuff. Golden... Gordon Darcy and Aoife Cogan You know something's not cool when the Redtops get in on a trend like doing the whole new celeb couple naming Brangelina thing. Now the couples are even giving themselves conjoined monikers before the media can even get anywhere near them... Cough. Cough. Calpa. Cough. Cough. Gordon Darcy and Aoife Cogan So before anyone else can get the jump on us, we're totally branding Irish Rugby player Gordon Darcy and former Miss Ireland Aoife Cogan 'Gorgan-zola'. Why? Coz it's a slow fecking week that's why... Like, we haven't even snapped Salpa once in the past seven days. What's that about? Gordon Darcy and Aoife Cogan Anyways, we spotted newly engaged Gorgan-zola walking through town yesterday with our lovely Aoife wearing the big sparkler... Aint you glad you logged on to ShowBiz.ie today dear reader? Quality. Nothing but goddamn quality journalism. Caoilinn Taylor Other than Gorgan-zola (that’s gotta stick), we also spotted model Caoilinn Taylor at The Merrion Hotel. Apparently our Caoilinn is off living in exotic India these days with partner Paul McGlade... Ever heard the tune 'Aint goin' to Goa'? Well, this brave Irish couple probably chose to ignore that particular song... They gave Goa a go... Etcetera... Caoilinn Taylor

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment Heinrich Himmler – Berlin August 11, 2011 - 21:27 Model and a rugby player? A match made in heaven? Ferdie July 31, 2011 - 23:55 Yawn ! hh dean July 31, 2011 - 23:54 They look miserable. Her feet are massive grace July 28, 2011 - 23:29 Aoife is a lovely girl and a real model unlike the many pretenders out there. Sara July 28, 2011 - 21:36 I have to say when u compare Aoife to the like of Salpa it makes u wonder why Salpa is called Irelands top model, she doesnt even come close to Aoife Cogan or Sarah Morrisey. her degrading promo for VIP Taxi just says everything about her. liz July 28, 2011 - 17:53 Aoife is an absolute stunner. A real natural beauty and has such a modelesque figure. One of the few that could be placed in the same category as Sarah Morrisey and Karen Fitzpatrick. eve – Castleknock July 28, 2011 - 16:35 I went to School with Aoife and she has always been beautiful and a really nice girl too. Congrats. She is a proper model. So jealous of those legs!! :) Daren – West West July 28, 2011 - 16:02 Congrats guys have one on me xxx gg lindy July 28, 2011 - 15:09 what is it with the guys on this site wearing tshirts far too tight..and ur wan has too much tan queer eye July 28, 2011 - 14:56 Smile guys for jaysus sake you just got engaged ;) frankie July 28, 2011 - 09:55 flipflops should not be worn by any man.... Lisa July 28, 2011 - 01:06 Now there's a real model! Not a 'promo girl' like Sapla & the other wannabes! SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links: July 27, 2011 - 22:46 Gorgonzola: www.gorgonzola.com Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1 **COMMENTS REMOVED ON REQUEST**