23.07.10

Bertie Down With Dublin 'Ladies'... Christ on a bicycle t'was a busy aul night last night at the new 'Abacus' Oriental Buffet on O'Connell Street. Wall-to-wall lovely ladies with cheeky chappie Bertie Ahern in the midst of it all. Although, when we say 'ladies' we probably should point-out that one of them used to be a fella ella ella ella eh... Rebecca De Havilland (aka Ross Tallon), Bertie Ahern, Maria Fusco Okay, okay. So Bertie Ahern presided over Ireland during that prosperous Celtic Tiger era that ultimately led to this Celtic Sewer Rat age. But who cares? We miss the cheeky fecker! Sure only last night he had his arm around Ireland's best known transgender (or is it transvestite?) 'lady' Rebecca De Havilland who just happened to born Ross Tallon. Let's face it folks, the man is a total ledge. Irma Mali, Bertie Ahern And remember dear reader, this is only just post-Catholic Ireland we're talking about! Who ever thought they'd see the day when an former Irish Taoiseach would be happily snapped with a transgender person, an Eastern European model, and a half-Irish half-Kenyan reality TV star at the opening of a Chinese Buffet in North Dublin? Twenty, nay, even ten years ago you would be laughed out of town for suggesting such a thing. Vive la difference. Bertie Ahern, Noirin Kelly Just goes to show how far this wee backward country has come when one of our premier politicians mixes socially with people of all races, genders, religions, and sexual orientations without an eyebrow raised. Who knew monocultured Ireland would one day be multicultured Ireland? Certainly not us. Obfaye Jegbefume, Sheree McNamee, Azi Jegbefume, Noirin Kelly, Ruth Lanagan In fact, seeing these pictures kinda makes us miss our Bertie. Tribunals or no, we forgive him all his transgressions and associations with those Fianna Fail failures. We'd take one of him over 10 Brian Cowens or 11.2 Enda Kennys any day folks. Sure what other Taoiseach can get ya free Westlife tickets? None! Lauren Bannon The Ahern fella was down at the Academy Plaza Hotel last evening with a bevy of beauties for the launch of the 'Abacus' Oriental Buffet. And from what we hear he wasn't to posh to queue up for his large plate of Chow Mein. Jenny Lee Masterson Other peeps at the launch included: Obfaye Jegbefume, Sheree McNamee, Azi Jegbefume, Noirin Kelly, Ruth Lanagan, Jenny Lee Masterson, Kamal Ibrahim, Lauren Bannon, Irma Mali, Maria Fusco, Philomena Lynott, Angela Cooney, Alan Hughes, and Alan Amsby (Mr Pussy). Music provided by 'Inferno'. Kamal Ibrahim The afterparty for the launch was held up in Krystle but we've no info on whether Bertie headed up that way to boogie the night away with stunners Noirin Kelly and Irma Mali. Sure we don't think they serve Bass in K anyways. Philomena Lynott, Angela Cooney So there you have it folks. If you are up around O'Connell Street and feeling peckish for a Chinese check out Abacus. Well, if it's good enough for our Bertie... Alan Amsby (Mr Pussy) In fact, all that talk of Chinese food has us bleedin' starvo. Mmmmmm peking duck with mandarin pancakes, jasmine tea, egg fried rice, and a side of hoisin sauce... Drool. Azi Jegbefume, Noirin Kelly

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment mindaugas August 22, 2010 - 21:54 irma mali is big andy555 – Dublin August 06, 2010 - 19:57 I sincerely hope that pic of Bertie and Noirin was taken by the fire extinguisher sales rep because there is a naff limit even on Showbiz.ie. The grey dress on Jenny .looks better on Anne Doyle at the horse show.Yikes Miriam July 27, 2010 - 21:59 He was a cad and tinted his eyelashes. norin – dub July 26, 2010 - 12:34 aye little it prob is bertie – dumcondra July 26, 2010 - 08:56 noirin kelly has one hot body would let her say hello to my little friend Dylan Farrell – Longford July 25, 2010 - 15:57 I think the best thing Biffo & Lenihan could do is give Bertie a few hundred million to bet on the horses at Galway Races this week. Bertie will win billions and clean out the bookies. This will help clear some of our national debt. Then give Bertie say 1% commission on the winnings as a sort of thank you for his expert knowledge of the gee-gees horse July 25, 2010 - 13:33 shuddup Seamus. If ur so ashamed at looking at these pics then stop visiting the site?? Change the bleedin record u muppet! Seamus – Drogheda July 24, 2010 - 21:53 I'm ashamed to be Irish! Bertie Ahern July 24, 2010 - 20:56 Ah c'mon lads, yiz all know I'd go anywhere for a free dinner!! Cliff Huxtable – The Cosby Show July 24, 2010 - 13:53 Bertie should be behind bars instead of in front of them ordering Bass. anonymiss July 24, 2010 - 13:25 "the banks ruined Ireland" - you've been listening to ignorance for too long. michelle j – dublin July 24, 2010 - 13:03 Bertie is this! bertie is that! he wasted your money? are you so stupid to think one man is allowed to run a country? So has it changed since he has gone? has it got worse? He is one man you idiot! the banks ruined ireland, but if you actually think about it or a second, we are a small island in the atlantic that people love ( for some reason) so we should count ourselves lucky. The craic! July 24, 2010 - 11:57 Irma Mali is one beautiful lady anonymiss July 23, 2010 - 22:46 is he? seems to be enjoying himself to me! John July 23, 2010 - 22:13 Sboojebag John – Ireland July 23, 2010 - 20:23 Showbiz, you've sunk to a new low putting a picture of 'Won it on the Horses' Ahern on your site. And @anonymiss, Ahern is only reaping what he has sown. anonymiss July 23, 2010 - 19:07 oh joy, a Bertie berating - never get sick of hearing/reading those, since they're about as productive to this country as picking at your toenails Bertie Bassett – Drumcondra July 23, 2010 - 18:51 The Bertie is feeling peckish-going to hop along to borzas with Noirin right now Aoife Mary July 23, 2010 - 18:15 I can't laugh about what Bertie has done to my country. He has some nerve to show his face in public. He should be xxxx, failing which jailed for life. Dedannan O'Hara July 23, 2010 - 17:01 How that man Bertrand is not in gaol is a miracle of our time. james – dublin July 23, 2010 - 16:52 bertie is such a fookin dxxkhead!! what a wxxker, wasting all our money Commentator – online July 23, 2010 - 16:40 The recession is worse than I thought if Bertie and a load of €50 a shoot models are resorting to plugging a Chinese buffet. SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links: July 23, 2010 - 16:18 Academy Plaza Hotel: www.academyplazahotel.ie Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1 **COMMENTS REMOVED ON REQUEST**