Goodbye Wesanna. Hello Marleigh & Bodman...

Given that the celebrity couple WE labelled "Wesanna" (aka Wesley Quirke & Rosanna Davison) can now be hired-out for Weddings, Sweet 16's & Bar Mitzvahs - we reckon it's time for the successive rise of "Marleigh" (aka Marcus Sweeney & Leigh Arnold) & "Bodman" (aka Brian O'Driscoll & Amy Huberman)...

Marcus Sweeney, Leigh Arnold

It all started out as an ironic tip-of-the-hat pointed at Hollywood's obsession with A-list couples nicknamed stupid things like "Brangelina" and "Bennifer," that we labelled Rosanna and Wesley: "Wesanna."

Marcus Sweeney, Leigh Arnold

It was only supposed to be for kicks-and-giggles that we, in our divine wisdom, stuck the silly moniker on the young lovers. Low-and-behold they actually adopted it, with gusto. As did the Irish media. Royalties? Anyone??

Brian O'Driscoll, girlfriend Amy Huberman

Now brand Wesanna can be yours too folks. For a just few bob, you can now rent Ireland's favourite sweethearts. Just ring up Assets with your credit card details and tell them to send Barbie and Ken around...

Brian O'Driscoll, girlfriend Amy Huberman

Now those two are safely packaged-up isn't it about time we chose some new worthy successors to the cutie-pie-couple throne? You don't care? Well we do. Sorta. For your consideration...

Amy Huberman

Off the back of a disastrous media driven debacle with the late Katy French, Marcus Sweeney has hooked up with Clinic actress Leigh Arnold. He's learnt his lessons the hard way. No more press intrusions. No Way. Na-ah.

Amy Huberman

How do we know? Well, er, he told the PRESS... In a four page Sindo commissioned magazine supplement-spread with some God-awful black & white cheesy photos. Marcus you bleedin' genius. Frying Pan? Fire??

Glenda Gilson

We also have rugger-bugger Brian O'Driscoll and actress Amy Huberman vying for the crown. After a media hounded fling with model Glenda Gilson, B.O.D. generally goes green and gets angry when he sees our snappers. No. Really.

Gordon Darcy, Jennifer Hickey

Hell, get them all together and we have: "Bod Marleigh!" If none of that tickles your fancy how about Gordon D'arcy & Jennifer Hickey? Although, "Gickey" doesn't have the same ring to it. Ugggh.