Models Must B Scene at Christmas...

We reckon models are having far too much fun in this town. Well, they get paid for doing little more than standing around looking pretty, free cars & clothes, full access to the all VIP nightclubs, and the choice of either dating one of the Irish Rugby team or a daytime presenter off RTE... Even when it comes to the usual drab Christmas party they get to book-out the plush 995 Penthouse Suite in Krystle. Not. Fair.

Dervla Hogan, Mariayam Ahmed

Last week saw the throngs and throngs of leggy beauties that adorn the books of the BScene Model Agency gathering in one place to celebrate their annual Christmas party... An almost all-female affair.

Orla McAdam, Hayley Rock, Lisa Rock

In the overly competitive world of modelling BScene have thrown down the Christmas Party gauntlet very early this Yuletide - no doubt Assetts, Morgan, Compton, First Option, and Rogue will be looking to out glam them. So watch this space as we bring you the party-by-party 2008 guide to the Irish model agencies Christmas bash bonanza. Gripping journalism, we know.

Laura Toogood, Marianne O'Neill

In the real world, this week will no doubt see a veritable blitzkrieg of office Christmas parties around our wee city. Normally we would advise you to take-it-handy in case you piss off your boss by trying to shag his wife or her husband while simultaneously photocopying your arse and puking in the all-in-one printer-scanner-fax machine...

Olivia Hogan, Joanne Ronan

But seeing as there is a massively bleak depression coming in 2009 and your company is probably heading straight down the toilet - we say, feck it, go absolutely NUTS at this year's office party and make a point of shagging your boss’ better-half... At least if you get sacked, you went out fighting and on your terms. Give it to the Man!

Kathy Frazer

BScene models got to see out 2008, the year the Celtic Tiger died on its arse, surrounded by the unapologetic opulence of the Krystle VIP 995 Suite. And proper order too...

Tai Omoyele, Lisa Cotter

Okay. If total economic disaster is looming on your horizon – scrimping-and-scraping a few pennies isn't going to save your bacon at this stage. That ship has long sailed folks...

Brendan Scully, Sean Montague

We say be courageous in the face of adversity. Be like those lads on the Titanic as it was sinking into the icy murky depts. Sit out on the deck in full black tie, sipping champagne, smoking Cuban cigars, with a full orchestra playing in the background. Let's face it, people running around like headless chickens didn't stop the Titanic from going under the waves. Neither will that approach save you. This Christmas, go out with style.

Lorna Nolan

The BScene Xmas party was attended by many of the lovely ladies on their books, a few TV types, a smattering of hacks, and a right few party people who can always find a gathering when the model quota is above three catwalkers.

Elaine Crowley

Guests included: Orla McAdam, Laura Toogood, Hayley Rock, Lisa Rock, Marianne O'Neill, Dervla Hogan, Mariayam Ahmed, Olivia Hogan, Joanne Ronan, Tai Omoyele, Lisa Cotter, Kathy Frazer, Elaine Crowley, Orla Tobin, Derek Hartigan, Romy Carroll, Brendan Scully, Sean Montague, and many more...

Hayley Rock (What is she doing?)

If your Christmas party has ANY less models than the BScene one, get on to your bosses and tell them to get their feckin’ finger out. 2009 may be the bleakest year on record, so say goodbye to 2008 with gusto... O, and strike a Hayley Rock pose.