06.08.11

Get A Gay In The Aras... Finally. An Irish political campaign we can get behind proper. Those right-wing bastards ran homosexual Senator David Norris right out of the race, but folks, we can still have a gay Irish President. Yup, yer only man - Gay Byrne! Roll it there Roisin... Gay Byrne - IFTA Lifetime Achievement Award Being the media gawkers that we are, it was quite obvious that certain high-up people in Irish society were never gonna allow an openly gay man in The Aras. They raked and raked until they finally found the skeleton in David Norris' closet and thus the person the people wanted shall never El Presidente... We were feckin' mugged lads. Gabriel Byrne, Gay Byrne, Bob Geldof But as Morrissey once said: "There is a Light that Never Goes Out" and that light is hope. Yes good people of Ireland we can still have a representative in the highest office in the land that actually IS representative. And that man is Gay Byrne. And before those swines go raking we already know Uncle Gaybo's middle name is Mary. Big deal, sure John Wayne's real name was actually Marion, and he was The Duke. Gay Byrne, wife Kathleen Watkins Yup. Our Gaybo, a man who single-handedly changed Irish TV and society with The Late Late Show, has hinted he'd consider the job if he thought the people of Ireland wanted him to... Well Mr. Byrne, ShowBiz.ie has somewhere in the region of 500,000 disaffected and embittered Irish readers who would gladly stand behind your presidential bid. In fact, we'd stand beside you... Come on Ireland, let's GET A GAY IN THE ARAS!

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment Pete August 13, 2011 - 06:12 Right wing bastards. Yeah, for stating that Norris condones paedophelia. Give me a break. Anybody who turns a blind eye to that and still wants norris as president obviously doesnt have any problems with paedolhine priests either?? Heinrich Himmler – Berlin August 11, 2011 - 21:44 He will be 84 come the election after this one... Anti john August 09, 2011 - 14:40 Amazing comment John, thanks for posting it 3 times. You're a legend. Su Burban August 08, 2011 - 23:01 It says it all really doesn't it. Sure why not Pat Kenny? Sweeeeeet August 07, 2011 - 13:09 Gay already is the president, the president of my heart! siiigh fiona August 06, 2011 - 17:33 There's no need for a president in this country at all. Complete waste of taxpayers' money. Let the Taoiseach reside in the Aras during his leadership where he or she can meet and greet dignitaries. johnm August 06, 2011 - 17:17 Poor Ireland the only claim to fame we have now is as "Satan's Playground". All the toys are out in the yard now. john – mayo August 06, 2011 - 17:12 I have just had two postings rejected. Seems its alright for the left wing to use innuendo and foul language but not ordinary citizens. I repeat my post. It's where gays like it most 'in the aras'. Dirty things! john – mayo August 06, 2011 - 17:05 Please do not reject this. Isn't that where they like it most 'in the aras'. Dirty things! john – ayo August 06, 2011 - 16:57 Isn't that where they usually get it 'up the aras' dirty things. Hack – Dublin August 06, 2011 - 16:48 Down with the Right Wing and Up the Middle. . . .. Phnaar Phnaar whoop whoop snark queer eye August 06, 2011 - 16:45 @ Pat Retired? So do you account for his show 'The Meaning of Life' and his latest prime time Friday night slot 'One Night Only' and the fact he is head of the National Road Safety campaign? For a "retired" man i bet he is a lot busier than you down in Galway. Gay Byrne would get my vote if he were 107! Pat – Galway August 06, 2011 - 16:24 Come off it guys. Get real. A 77 year old as president? Gay retired about 13 years ago. Let him rest. Right Wing August 06, 2011 - 16:23 Yeah, right wing bastards. Cause it's a dirty word. Give me a fooking break. joe kelleher – cork August 06, 2011 - 16:21 Gay Byrne will get my vote . i hope he will run Bravo..... SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links: August 06, 2011 - 16:11 Now Go Here: Gay Byrne for President: www.facebook.com Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1 **COMMENTS REMOVED ON REQUEST**