Hot Buns Of The Decade Award...

It's not often that we demean women to mere objects of sexual desire but holy crap - check out this finely honed arse! That's right folks, at the TV3 Autumn Schedule launch yesterday we spotted a righteous rump, a bodacious bottom, a heavenly hole, a trim tushie, a perfect set of gorgeous glutes. But who owns this tight little package we hear you cry...

Hot Buns Awardee: The Glenda

We hate the whole over-use of photocall girls in bikinis each day in our tabloid newspapers as it reduces females to basic brainless sex objects. Let's face it - the female form can just as easily be appreciated when the woman in question is fully dressed. Okay, so this particular stunner is wearing a sprayed-on grey mini-dress, but holy gawd, doesn't it just accentuate those tightly toned buns? Hubba hubba.

Glenda Gilson

We are of course referring to (well, drooling over) super-fit siren Glenda Gilson who was looking rather hot and Goddess-like at yesterday's TV3 Schedule Launch at the Royal College of Physicians. We say hot, when what we really mean is - she would put the female Terminator or that chick from Species to shame... We're pervs here at the ShowBiz.ie Abbey.

Glenda Gilson

Not that The Glenda was giving away any of her body beautiful secrets, apart from attending Paul Byrne's Body Byrne gym 3 times a week. When we caught up with her she was munching down a pack of Cadbury's chocolate coated Animal Crackers... Yeah, rub it in Glenda.

Amanda Brunker or Molly Malone?

And our Glenda wasn't the only well-endowed lady at the TV3 party yesterday. Pushing a wheelbarrow for extra support should her bra give way, Amanda Brunker was amongst the many stars on hand to promote a packed new season at the station.

Laura White (X Factor)

Other peeps on hand to promote all the great shows this coming autumn included X Factor talents Laura White and Eoghan Quigg. Plus Britain's Got Talent stars Richard Edmonds and Liam Collins...

Tess O'Reilly

Coronation Street regulars Graeme Hawley, Jennie McAlpine and Antony Cotton made an appearance as did the Xpose crew Sean Munsanje, Karen Koster, Aisling O'Loughlin, Lisa Cannon, and the afore mentioned Glenda.

Sean Munsanje, Karen Koster

Other TV3 stalwarts there were: Colette Fitzpatrick, Alan Cantwell, Sinead Desmond, Aidan Cooney, Anna Daly, Sybil Mulcahy, Martin King, Christina Carty, Bill Cullen, Jackie Lavin, Brian Purcell, and many more...

Graeme Hawley, Jennie McAlpine

So there you have it folks, TV3 is starting a ratings battle by promising a new schedule dominated by Irish programming accounting for over a third of the channel's airtime. What, no endless Friends repeats? Say it aint so...

Eoghan Quigg

Colette Fitzpatrick

Alan Hughes, Sinead Desmond, Aidan Cooney, Anna Daly

Sybil Mulcahy, Martin King

Aisling O'Loughlin, Lisa Cannon

The TV3 Gang Bang!