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Rosanna IS The Lady in Red Yellow... You know what folks? It's like there is a mysterious open electronic network somehow transmitting the words and ideas on these pages out into the worldwide consciousness somehow. For only a few days after we suggested Rosanna Davison wear a yellow dress to the official book launch of 'The Girl in a Yellow Dress' - she only goes and wears a fricken yellow dress to the launch! Coincidence or something far more wwweb-like? You decide... Rosanna Davison It's only gas. We write random stuff on ShowBiz.ie and other people out there in world actually read it. No, seriously. These very words we are writing right now will be read by literally people. Car-azy or wha? Proof of this unlikely and marginally insane thesis is in the pudding we made a few days back by suggesting Rosie Diddley Dee could become a PR genius by wearing a yellow dress to Marisa Mackle's book launch. Annnnd, as if by magic, hey presto... Rosanna Davison, Marisa Mackle Our Rosanna only went and wore a fricken yellow dress to the party! Damn, think we missed a trick there folks. We shudda suggested the hot model wear nothing but a big inflatable banana on her head, lemons as earrings, and matching yellow wellington boots. Now that would knock Georgia Salpa down a peg or two... What were we thinking? Rosanna Davison, Wesley Quirke Rosanna attended 'The Girl in The Yellow Dress' launch with The Boyfriend in The Red Jumper, Wesley Quirke. Predictably the masculine half of Wesanna was rather reluctant to be snapped at the press launch with or without his better-half, which is kinda understandable given the recent JohnnyGate scandal. Avril Kelly, Wesley Quirke Okaaay. May we suggest that if the Dr Quirkeys heir actually wants to avoid the press, the best place for him NOT to be is... wait for it... at an actual press launch. Bingo! Just a wee suggestion, but hey, what do we know... Marisa Mackle, Chris De Burgh, Rosanna Davison If Wesser needs a few pointers on how to razzle-dazzle the press no matter what is in the daily rags, he need look no further than Rosanna's Da and all round singing ledge Chris De Burgh. With a twinkle in his eye and two yellow garbed dolly-birds on each arm (Marisa & Rosie), the bould Chris was a total ShowBiz pro at the launch when the cameras inevitably turned in his direction. Chris De Burgh, Diane Davison Looking like a grown-up version of Fonzie in his leather jacket, Chris was named as the richest dude in the Universe or something last week. In fact, he was listed on the Irish Times Rich List but we reckon The Spanish Train-er would be far too 'down with the kids' to bother with such trite nonsense like that. He's far too rock 'n' roll baby! Sarah McGovern Other guests at the launch of the Yellow Dress book, written by Marisa Mackle and illustrated by Rosanna Davison, were: Diane Davison, Sarah McGovern, Corina Grant with Cara Lee Doyle, Sarah Leckie, Emily O'Donnell, Roisin Tierney Crowe, and Avril Kelly... To name but a few. Corina Grant, Cara Lee Doyle We hear the first round of 'The Girl in The Yellow Dress' has already sold-out in most book stores, no doubt down to the big marketing push by Marisa and Rosanna, up and down the country... But do not fear dear reader, we also heard a second batch has already been ordered and should be in a local book store near you soon enough. Sarah Leckie, Emily O'Donnell, Roisin Tierney Crowe Strangely, there is no shortage of actual yellow dresses in Ireland... Well, none we're aware of. Avril Kelly Congrats Marisa & Rosie on the book, keep up the good work lads! This could be the next Harry Potter... But in a yellow dress... Harrietta Potter. Marisa Mackle

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment huh? May 13, 2010 - 05:29 why do her boobs look so painful and stuffed in? does anyone know if she is pretty without her makeup? i am sure she hasn't been seen without it since about the age of 12....but if anyone knows, i'd appreciate the inside scoop. and someone MUST know. ireland is the freaking smallest country in the civilized world. actually...its not civilized! who are we kidding! NY Jimmy – NY May 06, 2010 - 23:57 Goodbye Poshvicecrisps! There is help out there for people like you. Maybe not. I'm off! – Dublin May 06, 2010 - 18:39 Ok, bye. Kailey – LA May 06, 2010 - 18:20 Hi, I'm Kailey - I post on here late in the evening so people think I'm from LA (thats in America you know!) but like, I'm clearly not! poshvicescrips May 06, 2010 - 18:16 its like a scab - you know you shouldn't pick at it but its soooo satisfying. since my last post was deleted, clearly showbiz has had enough. so, this is my last post (on this thread) its been emotional! loser – Dublin May 06, 2010 - 17:27 It's like having an argument with a drunk on Leeson St at 4.00am. Ya can't win. NY Jimmy – NY May 06, 2010 - 16:45 Poshvicecrisps - You keep saying how this isn't about jealousy and it is about disliking someone's choices in life, but I can assure you that your "dislike" stems from your own feelings of insecurity. You hate yourself. This is probably why others don't really like you either. poshvicescrips May 06, 2010 - 14:13 *their life choices even (yes yes I'm clearly uneducated etc) poshvicescrips May 06, 2010 - 14:11 as previously stated say what ye like - jealously isn't part of this - I am allowed to dislike someone because I don't agree with they're life choices. If it winds all of ye up, even better, its win win! Truly May 06, 2010 - 13:01 @Genuinely - I think yer full o sh!te cuz pshvicecrps is clearly as jealous as previously stated. spellcheck – Dublin May 06, 2010 - 11:21 @Genuinely FYI it's poshvicescrips - she goes bit loopers if you don't get the name right. Genuinely May 06, 2010 - 11:10 I think Poshvice made some valid points personally NY Jimmy – NY May 06, 2010 - 00:28 You are bored with yourself, and rightly so. poshvicescrips – the moon May 06, 2010 - 00:14 wow - I guess, if you're American and this IS the internet - well, I'm posting this from the moon!anyway - I'm bored with you now and your trolling. run along NY Jimmy – NY May 06, 2010 - 00:04 Poshvicscrips ... not either of those descriptions fits me. I'm an American who is quite happy to be far away from envious people like you. You have revealed so much about yourself through your posts that anyone with half an education can readily deduce that Rosanna is waaaaay smarter than you. I'm certainly not a fan of Rosanna Davison but she clearly has a lot going on for her and you have... nothing but your useless sack of flesh. poshvicescrips May 05, 2010 - 23:55 See, if you're a friend of hers, I get it - why wouldn't you come on here and stand up for her but - if you're one of those weirdo's that joins her bebo/facebook/twitter page without even knowing her and buys the Star hoping and praying each day that she'll be in it - that I don't understand, that's the sad part for me. So which one are you? By all means I can take as much "you're envious/a saddo/ugly/fat/stupid etc" as you can throw at me - if you feel that makes your pathetic quest worthwhile, go for it. NY Jimmy – NY May 05, 2010 - 23:38 Poshvicscrisps - You have revealed yourself to be someone very, very envious of Rosanna. We all feel sorry for you. Sad :( poshvicescrips May 05, 2010 - 23:20 ok first off, neither of you idiots can spell my name - I mean come on, its right here for you to take it down, get it right. Secondly, I don't particularly care how you feel about my posts - say what you like. Registrar – A Leading University May 05, 2010 - 22:51 She doesn't have a first class honours degree. She has a 2H1 from UCD, which has a reputation for awarding a disproportionately high number of honours degrees. Fed up! – Dublin May 05, 2010 - 22:45 Sorry poshvicecrisps, it is pretty sad that you're calling Rosanna trashy. What's your problem? Was she too busy to pose for a photograph with you? Or autograph your bus ticket? I am fed up with your continuous sniping. I've been following Rosanna's career since she won Miss World and she rarely puts a foot wrong. It's pathetic you comparing her to Jordan. Rosanna has a first class honours degree as well as winning Miss World. Jordan lends her names to books but probably can't even read. Rosanna is an amazing artist. I've seen her illustrations and they are outstanding. You are a bitter, jealous no-hoper. NY Jimmy – NY May 05, 2010 - 22:42 Pshvicecrips, i think you're an idiot. I didn't even know who this rosanna girl was until I stumbled across this site, but she is dead right about the Irish being "begrudgers". She knows that she was beauty queen for a nation of people who slag each other and have nothing but ill will for their own who have achieved success. It is for this reason that Ireland will always suck! poshvicescrips May 05, 2010 - 22:25 @ one more thing - she didn't exactly "support our fellow countrymen/women" when she barely had the crown on her head and she was calling us all begrudgers - I can't remember if that was before or after she had a little rant about her daddys affair. She's since tumbled from her "moral highground" at least, but the sooner she realises she's as trashy as Jordan the better. Gerry Ryan's Ghost – Heaven May 05, 2010 - 22:10 "Bow down and serve your master!" One more thing – Dublin May 05, 2010 - 16:30 When you look at the other 'international' celebs are featured on showbiz recently such as Nicola Roberts who looks like she's starring in some horror ginger flick, Fergie who looks like a trainwreck, Alicia Douvall grabbing her boobs (what is she famous for anyway?), and then most recently that PR girl with a snake's tail between her legs, you would have to wonder why one of our own homegrown stars such as Rosanna gets such abuse here? Its tragic that we can't support our fellow countrywomen. Ladylike – Dublin May 05, 2010 - 16:10 I actually think all the girls pictured here look classy even if most are wearing jeans. Rosanna looks like she has made more of an effort than everybody but that's because it was her event, along with Marisa so it's normal that she would dress up. Personally I think she gorgous. She wouldn't go shopping in this dress but it's suitable here because it's a media event. If she wore jeans she'd be criticized for not dressing up. There's no chavs or snakes or hotpants at this event . I'm tired of seeing the same cheap-looking clones posing with their hand on their hips outside nightclubs. this is a refreshing change. janet May 05, 2010 - 15:57 I dont know what is worse Rosanna's dress, shoes or ringlets. She looks Ridiculous. yes she is beautiful and very pretty but for former Miss World to dress like this, it is embarrassing. bad publicity is better than no pubicity I suppose ;0) Xavier B – Dublin May 05, 2010 - 14:48 Is it just me who notices how completely classy, naturally beautiful and ehh, feamle, Marisa looks in comparisson to Miss Davison who looks so fake and very Dame Edna-ilke?! Father Ted – CI May 05, 2010 - 10:10 "Bow down before your master!" - Your yellow rose thinks nothing of you. Commentator – online, admiring the implants May 04, 2010 - 19:46 @Amazed, Dublin - do you honestly think that the Quinn redundancies are as important as our vacuous celebrity-obsessed culture? Aoife Mary May 04, 2010 - 19:31 Jesus Rosanna it's a CHILDREN's book, put the (ridiculous) jugs away. PS I stand by my previous comment that she used to look like a supermodel but since the optical illusions looks like a glamour model. Why??? Yer Ma – Yer ma's house May 04, 2010 - 13:19 A couple pillows to rest ye wee head. Bedtime story – My bed May 04, 2010 - 12:58 I do like a book before I nod off at night. Joe Pilates – My boat May 04, 2010 - 12:01 Well done Jake! 3 inches is a great start but don't sell yourself short! As you've seen, with Pilates alone you can go from a B-cup or a C-cup to DD's!!! I knew a fella who grew a third testicle! Jake the Muss – Outback May 04, 2010 - 11:31 I started doing pilates last month and my penis has grown by 3 inches. It's true that this miracle exercise works to grow bodily parts without having to resort to surgery! nobody noticed? – under the knife May 04, 2010 - 11:02 has nobody noticed Rosanna's new ( o ) ( o ) ????!!! I think they're yummers but I'm sure she'll give another lame excuse like 'no no they're mine, I just changed my pill' pfft puhleeaaase!!!! Amazed – Dublin May 04, 2010 - 09:45 With all that is happening in this country right now, like volcano ash, Quinn redundancies and the passing of Gerry Ryan, I am astounded that a post about a children's book launch gets more hits than any other stories on this site. It says a lot for the sorry society we are living in. Black Rock Ma – Black Rock May 04, 2010 - 09:11 Comment Removed on Request. Assets Spy – Dublin May 03, 2010 - 21:29 Rosanna!!! She is a Goddess!!! Indeed, as stated below... BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Yellow Dress fan – Dublin May 03, 2010 - 19:35 I'm glad to see that everyone is enjoying the bank holiday weekend! poshvicescrips May 03, 2010 - 17:37 I concur Rosie D – Wicklow May 03, 2010 - 17:35 You three are ALL losers! poshvicescrips May 03, 2010 - 17:27 I'm not Commentator, haha brilliant!tell me Jagger, are you also the person who pretended to be showbiz.ie for a while? see how that stopped once I mentioned it! Commentator – online, laughing at Prick Jagger May 03, 2010 - 17:25 @Mick Jagger, that's possibly the lamest comeback I've seen on this site. At least it's only half five, if it was bedtime I imagine you'd be crying your chubby little self to sleep by now. poshvicescrips May 03, 2010 - 17:24 Jagger you're completely right - so on that note, I'm going to go back to scratching my pubes - because its a lot more satisfying and interesting than you. And you can go back to filling out your application for Miss University 2011. ciao dahling!*air kisses* Mick Jagger – Satisfaction May 03, 2010 - 17:20 @Commentator aka as Poshvicescrips - Wrong again, but happy to bait you along so effortlessly. You may think you are hiding behind an anonymous moniker but you are humiliating yourself with every keystroke. See, I'm actually getting paid to sit here and create "content". You on the other hand, are what we call a "mark" or "cabbage". I'm neither a girl, nor fat. I'm probably the guy you would like to be or be with, but chances are I'm way to cool for you. Loser. Commentator – online May 03, 2010 - 17:08 @Mick Jagger, wannabes like you are the reason why I troll on this site. You are beyond parody. As I say, you're one of the fat girls who are on the other side of the velvet rope as you see orange skinned girls on €5,000 a year being ushered into the "VIP" (LOL!! LMAO!! ROFFLE!!) room where wealthy lawyers and stockbrokers ogle them up, wishing you too had a contract with Assets. Mwahahahahahaha! Mick Jagger – Satisfaction May 03, 2010 - 17:07 @ Poshvicescrips - Playing stupid as a means to seem cool through self-deprecating humour is further indication that you are neither complex or savvy. Your mammy may have told you were clever. I'm afraid she was wrong. Ah, bless. poshvicescrips May 03, 2010 - 16:42 I dunno, I mean - my mammy tells me I'm clever? You're spitting a lot of dictionary at me Jagger! You're a bit like Joey in *FRIENDS* "They're humid, pre-possessing homosapiens with full-sized aortic pumps" wah wah! Mick Jagger – Satisfaction May 03, 2010 - 16:36 @ Commentator & Poshvicescrips - Wow, a proper gangbang is it? No thanks. I am neither a reader of the publications suggested nor a "fan" of Rosanna Davison. I am however someone who enjoys the disparity in intellect between Rosanna and cretins like yourself. She is objectively speaking, talented and intelligent. You are both sad and clearly not as bright as you think you are. Neither of you are clever, witty, or funny, ever. It is clear though, that you would like to be thought of as so. Losers. poshvicescrips May 03, 2010 - 15:46 wait - I'm "clearly a liar because I find it so hard to believe in others?" what? and you hope that "my fear of mortality gives way to love some day"? wowza! we have our very own modern day W.B. Yeats here on showbiz. Maybe you should just "arise and go now" hmm? see it's hard to tell - are you a fellow troll OR are you about 16/17-ish OR are you just one of Irelands many douchebags? Commentator – online, telling the truth May 03, 2010 - 15:17 @Mick Jagger, actually poshvicescripts and I are "lolling" at you, given that your handle and embarrassing comments about Rosanna Davison suggest that you're one of these morons that read "Heat", "Closer" etc. and lives their life through their favourite celebrities to cover up for your own inadequacies. Mick Jagger – Satisfaction May 03, 2010 - 12:48 @poshvicescrips - You are possibly the biggest loser on here. Not only are you jealous and bitter but you are clearly a liar too as you find it so hard to believe others. I hope that your fear of mortality gives way to love one day. We are laughing at you today, not with you. poshvicescrips May 03, 2010 - 11:10 um, I think I've previously mentioned that she has some delusional fans, yes, including yourself. regardless, its easy to name change on here and you're at it, aren't you - you little saddo. bless Mick Jagger – Satisfaction May 02, 2010 - 18:01 No Poshvicescrips... I am not "hangover". Is it so hard for you to contemplate that somebody as amazing as Rosanna has more than one fan? poshvicescrips May 02, 2010 - 12:18 meh.there's too much trolling on here. Mick Jaggger and Hangover are clearly the same person. Mick Jagger – Satisfaction May 02, 2010 - 11:13 HAHAHAHAHA! I love how when someone pays Rosanna a compliment the losers chime in and suggest that she might be on here leaving comments about herself. Get real... She actually couldn't be bothered as she is busy being productive and doing something to change the face of a nation of lazy, scornful buffoons. I agree with the fella below... "Bow down and serve your master... Rosanna D." Commentator – online May 02, 2010 - 10:33 Nice of Rosanna to visit us on this message board. Hangover. – Dublin May 02, 2010 - 06:55 You've to laugh at suggestions that Rosanna is trying to be a celebrity. It's so ridiculously hilarious. Unlike the thousands of deluded hopefuls entering Miss Ireland every year and humiliating themselves publicly when they aren't chosen, this girl not only won the competition, but effortlessly went on to win Miss World. Her book is selling off the shelves and she writes newspaper articles and works on many high profile projects in London, Germany and Japan. Working in Ireland is only a small part of her career because she has many interests outside this country. Leave her alone losers. anonymiss May 02, 2010 - 02:00 "those detractors who want to sling mud at her".....that sentence makes me want to bleed from every orifice I have. ok, i'll say marmalade bananas supercallafrajalisticexpeealadocious....do I sound intelligent yet? Commentator – Dublin May 01, 2010 - 22:32 Rosie isn't "obsessed" with being a celebrity! She IS a major celebrity who crosses effortlessly from modeling to art and she is also an actress. Those detractors who sling mud at her, alleging cosmetic surgery and the likes, are envious if not simply JEALOUS of a beautiful, intelligent QUEEN of the Irish Republic! Bow down peasants and serve your master. jessieg May 01, 2010 - 22:24 rosanna has brains? no way, she just seems obsessed with trying to be a celebrity Munster fan – Munster May 01, 2010 - 19:46 Brains AND beauty. Huge congratulations are in order here!!! Gormley – London May 01, 2010 - 19:41 @Talent King - I would like to offer you a few "-less" suffixes for you to add to your post, specifically after "talent" and "worth" Talent KIng – Dublin May 01, 2010 - 18:56 Rosanna is the only woman with any talent in Ireland. She's also one of the few worth looking at. Bucko May 01, 2010 - 16:33 rich little boy threw his rattle out of his pram in K aw poor him... Fair play to Rosie for doing something else with her life Commentator – online May 01, 2010 - 10:57 Poshvicescripts' second last post is the reason why I troll on this website. It saddens me that in a country where girls can access free education from junior infants up to university level that making €5,000 a year standing on Grafton Street wielding an inflatable banana, with the hope of ultimately snaring a rich but thick husband, is seen as a legitimate career choice. It will be so telling if this "comment is removed on request" won't it? poshvicescrips May 01, 2010 - 09:18 oh come on then - bring on a tirade of "well, I bet you're just a big fat ugly beep who sits at her computer all day" *rolls eyes* well since this IS the internet, I might just be - um....Glenda Gilson! poshvicescrips May 01, 2010 - 09:16 @yellow dress fan - tell me, what have you done with your life, apart from idolise some washed up former Miss World who's desperate for a career in anything that will add "celebrity" to her title. Yes I agree there are begrudgers BUT there's also a lot of delusional people who see these "celebs" as the epitome of cool.... now that, my friend, is sad. Thats why I can't stand b!tches that grace this site - they're dumbing people down. "oh please make me the next diva next door/Miss University 2010 so I can some day get recognised and snapped down Grafton street just like Rosanna" ffs - fools! Yellow Dress fan – Dublin May 01, 2010 - 05:24 sometimes i think this site should be called www.begrudger.ie go off and make something of your own lives, folks Corcaigh May 01, 2010 - 00:08 I really, really think Rosanna should get rid of those awful boobs. She's a glamour girl now, not a model. And see the photos of her in RSVP magazine this month - in the last picture you can see one of her nipples pointing north and the other one south-west. Or is it an optical illusion...? Gerry Ryan's Ghost – Heaven April 30, 2010 - 22:47 Get a life you idiots!!! Mel April 30, 2010 - 20:34 Hahahahaha the focking state of Titsanna!!! Dame Edna wants her clothes back Rosie ya mess, plugging books in Eason's -classy! Commentator – online April 30, 2010 - 19:19 Comment Removed on Request. Commentator – online April 30, 2010 - 18:11 Were the models paid to be there or do they normally select their reading material from the childrens' section of bookstores? londoner April 30, 2010 - 16:56 Fair enough Rodge. Something tells me you are the kind of guy who fancies Katie Price and Jennifer Ellison and thinks Alexa Chung and Kate Moss are ugly. Darren – Dub April 30, 2010 - 16:35 why is your man throwing filthy daggers there? Rodge April 30, 2010 - 16:16 You can say what you want about Rosana but she looks great in that dress and has some rack on her, looking forward to seeing more "pics" of you Rosanna in the future,keep up the good work. londoner April 30, 2010 - 15:26 Hmmm, that dress is not working with those silly boobs. hardly a classy look. Shame as i think she is naturally beautiful. She isnt going to make it in london with that beauty pageant look, however much she talks about her 'career' in the UK Nora – NY NY April 30, 2010 - 14:34 I really like Rosanna but, her boobs are looking a bit ridic of late. I think she needs a touch up, she should consider visitng an American DR. they look like thyeve gone quite hard and are beginning to travel in opposite directions! SHe is beautiful, great business woman, strong role model and has loads going for her. I see a lot more success if her future. Marco – Rathmines April 30, 2010 - 14:33 I know Rosanna. She spilt a drink on me once in Reynards. I was too scared her new gazumbas to seek redress. Sebastian Longchamps – Easons April 30, 2010 - 12:16 Why wasn't Johnny at this? Or the GG? Tara April 30, 2010 - 11:37 ....if looks could kill :O kate – Dublin April 30, 2010 - 11:31 This looks like a nice happy event. Well done ladies! positive April 30, 2010 - 10:50 wish could have been there rosie and marisa you are both really talented girls the book looks great. next i want to see it in the cinema!!! Seamus – Drogheda April 30, 2010 - 10:04 I'm ashamed to be Irish! Marti Yellow – Dublin April 30, 2010 - 07:12 I met the girls in Drogheda last night, wearing my yellow hat. Best night of my life. SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links: April 30, 2010 - 04:18 Marisa Mackle: www.marisamackle.ie Rosanna Davison: www.rosannadavison.co.uk Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1 **COMMENTS REMOVED ON REQUEST**