15.04.10

Assketeers Still Assin' Around... It seems the embargo on Assets' top photocall girls (labelled the 'Assketeers' by the ShowBiz.ie faithful) is still firmly in place folks. Yup. Apparently a couple of 'em are banned from posing for our meek and socially excluded snap-force for fear of you sharp witted commentators taking cheap-shots on here. It's like Apartheid only worse. Well, we were on a trip to snap OneRepublic at Lillies this week and along happened Louise Kavanagh & Karena Graham - you guessed it - in no mood for pictures... Karena Graham, Louise Kavanagh We fricken love Assets Models here at ShowBiz.ie, but sadly, these deep paternal feelings are not reciprocated. In fact, a handful of their top babes - AKA The Assketeers – when they see our snappers coming they go into duck-and-cover overdrive to avoid ending up on these hallowed pages. What? Karena Graham, Louise Kavanagh This week we spotted lovely models Karena Graham and Louise Kavanagh hitting Lillies on a girls night out, but when they spotted our hunch-backed photographer they immediately made strategic counter-attack manoeuvres to avoid his cocked-lens. Ironically, Lou's hilariously contorted faces made better pap pictures than if she had of just stopped and posed. Go figure eh? Counter. Productive. Wethinks. Glen Power & OneRepublic Annnnyways, the reason we dispatched a snapper to Lils was to get pics of US band OneRepublic and NOT two of Assets' finest caught in the crossfire. Sure if we really wanted pictures of these ladies we would just stand a photographer on the top of Grafton Street any morning of the week. Meow. Saucer of milk to table us... Bitter. Much. Glen Power The OneRepublic lads were at The Bordello for an afterparty for their concert earlier in the night at The Academy. And, we hear they even sang an impromptu Happy Birthday to model / singer / actress / socialite / Buck Whaleys hostess Michele McGrath (with one L) at the popular VIP club. Nice. Morgan Deane, Michele McGrath (Industry) Yup. Looking super sexy dressed in military fatigues our Shel (with one L) was celebrating her 24th birthday at the venue with Industry bandmate Morgan Deane... Hey! Miss McGrath models for Assets doesn't she? How come she poses for our deformed odorous snappers? Curiouser and curiouser. Someone call the Feds. Romy Carroll, Sara Bergin

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment danilelle – malahide April 20, 2010 - 11:38 Comment Removed on Request. Your ma April 16, 2010 - 15:13 @ go on AH HA HA HA HA HA you read the Daily Mail. Go on April 16, 2010 - 14:46 Hahaha this story made the lead on the diary page in the Daily Mail today!!! How funny - they said Louise dodged the showbiz.ie snappers. Eh she did'nt really! Emily April 16, 2010 - 12:45 Louise Kavanagh a model? HEADLINE April 16, 2010 - 12:38 Headline of the week Michele Wears loose Clothes come on seriously people I think Michele look's great as do all these girls typical Irish synical minds decide to slate our on!! Shame on U all!!! danielle – malahide April 16, 2010 - 01:54 michelle is once AGAIN in loose clothes helen – dublin April 16, 2010 - 01:50 that michelle one is a fashion disaster!! yikes April 15, 2010 - 21:40 hahahahahahah! Lookin good Louise! Fish Fingers – Dublin April 15, 2010 - 21:13 One too many trips to Leo Burdocks methinks. Time to hit the gym b!tches! awh yeah April 15, 2010 - 21:02 the state of that louise one. christ. Commentator – online April 15, 2010 - 18:15 All I can see is a bunch of waitresses having a night out. Spectator April 15, 2010 - 18:01 Seriously, who are these people? What do they do? Other than apearing on this pathetic forum, which operates as a playground for the mentally deficient and those who like to bemuse themselves by taunting the mentally deficient, where have they been seen before? Confused – Ponderland April 15, 2010 - 16:38 Eh? Should i presume no one knows? Or can anyone answer my question - Who is Romy??? What does she do?? Longe Lover April 15, 2010 - 15:03 Lillie’s Bordello was jammed on Tuesday night as One Republic took to the stage to perform some of their biggest hits with the Lillie’s house band and The Shoos, including their first hit ‘Apologize’ as well as two other chart-toppers ‘Stop and Stare’ and ‘All the right moves’. Well done Lillies !! tw – dublin April 15, 2010 - 14:41 agree with seamus on this one Jill April 15, 2010 - 13:50 Why don't you all just shut it,who gives a toss about some nobody's birthday. Losers! jodie April 15, 2010 - 13:39 Michele McGrath's Birthday Bash is in Buck Whayleys this weekend!!! can she not attend a concert and after party.. there hardly rival clubs considering her friends run Lillies!! Linda – Celbridge April 15, 2010 - 12:35 how come Michele McGraths bosses at Buck Whaley's didnt give her the venue to celebrate her birthday ? bet the fact she went to rival celeb haunt Lillies to have her birthday wont go down to well !!! robbie April 15, 2010 - 12:21 was in Lillies the other night One Republic are great lads and the Assketeers were in flying form!! Confused – Ponderland April 15, 2010 - 12:10 What does Romy Carroll do? Seamus – Drogheda April 15, 2010 - 12:03 I'm ashamed to be Irish! SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links: April 15, 2010 - 12:00 Lillies Bordello: www.lilliesbordello.ie Assets Models: www.assetsmodels.com Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1 **COMMENTS REMOVED ON REQUEST**